Taken

• You take 3-hour lunches on work days while indulging in wine unsparingly and think it's a normal thing to do.
• You find yourself joining a demonstration - for the fun of it.
• You are surprised that the airport didn't choose to strike just during your summer holidays.
• You take country roads to avoid traffic jams on the motorways in the summer months.
• You also take country roads to avoid paying the toll for the autoroutes.
• You've come to like arguing about any topic and constantly interrupt other people when they speak.
• You are ready to queue at the bakery every morning to get your breakfast.
• You can't imagine that shops could be open on Sundays.
• You automatically kiss any friend, or friend of friends you don't know on the cheek, even between men.
• You can't envisage life without cheese.
• You wouldn't dream of buying non-French wine.