- Sex as a sedative. It helps you go to sleep.
- Sex to fight addictions. ie. masterbation.
- Sex as a laxative. Regular sex helps you have regular shits.
- Sex to get to know somebody. You can tell a lot about a person by fucking them.
- Sex as a meditation.
- Sex to relive boredom.
- Sex to improve concentration.
- Sex to make money.
- Sex to create magic. Some witches believe that that the most powerful time to cast a spell is during orgasm.
- Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want.
- Sex as a reward. Either to yourself or to someone else.
- Sex for relaxation.
- Sex for rejuvenation. It keeps you looking and feeling younger.
- Sex to increase energy. A great pick-me-up.
- Sex to cure an asthma attack. I saved a man's life once.
- Sex to make you laugh. It can be hilarious.
- Sex as a gift. A present for birthdays, anniversaries, Bar mitzvahs...
- Sex to get high.
- Sex to achieve an altered state.
- Sex to create life.
- Sex for waking up. Helps get rid of that groggy feeling.
- Sex to cure back pain.
- Sex to keep warm in the winter.
- Sex as a pain killer. It's far more potent than aspirin, and most prescription pain killers.
- Sex as an anti-depressant. It will cheer you up.
- Sex for stress reduction.
- Sex as a spiritual exercise.
- Sex for exercise. It's aerobic and burns calories.
- Sex for thrills and adventure.
- Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
- Sex as a cure for writer's block.
- Sex as a good deed. Give the needy an occasional mercy fuck.
- Sex as an art form. It can be very creative and a great way to express oneself.
- Sex to control appetite. It can be so filling.
- Sex for cardiovascular health.
- Sex to create intimacy.
- Sex as an expression of love.
- Sex for itching mosquito bites. Apply your own sperm to affected areas.
- Sex for barter. Trade it for all kinds of things.
- Sex to get in touch with emotions, like sadness.
- Sex to avoid working. I can always finish this some other time.
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