- "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
- "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." - Steve Martin
- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." - Lynn Lavner
- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
- "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
- "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson
- Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
- "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams
- "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne
- "Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
- "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman
- "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart
- "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams
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