• Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
• Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

• Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
• Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. - Author Unknown
• Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin
• I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. - Elton John.
• A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing. - Phyllis Diller
• My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
• I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic. - Woody Allen
• I know nothing about sex because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. - Ian Fleming