In the spirit of Inside the Actor's Studio, Matt Damon's and Natalie Portman's answers to #5, and James Lipton in general...

• What is your favorite word?
  • Susurrus
• What is your least favorite word?
  • Wait
• What turns you on?
  • Intelligent conversation
• What turns you off?
  • Arrogance
• What is your favorite curse word?
  • Fuck ("That's also your favorite action"--Mayur)
• What sound or noise do you love?
  • Soft, relaxed sighs
• What sound or noise do you hate?
  • Mechanical pencil sharpening
• What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  • Film director
• What profession would you not like to do?
  • Telemarketer
• If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  • I forgive you. I love you.