- We’re living in high cotton or shittin in high cotton high falootin and high tootin $hitting in high cotton and wiping your a$$ with the stalk
- She was madder than a wet hen or madder than a mashed cat
- Well, butter my butt & call me biscuit
- He could eat corn through a picket fence
- You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
- You look rode hard and put up wet
- He’s as drunk as Cooter Brown
- She’s as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine or Happier than a cat at a fish fry or happy as a pig in a mud puddle
- Slow as molasses in January
- She’s got more nerve than Carter’s got Liver Pills
- I’m finer than frog hair split four ways
- He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow
- Useless as tits on a bull or useless as tits on a boar hog or USELESS as ice trays in hell
- That thing is all catawampus “Catty-Cornered” or “out of whampus”
- That ain’t worth two dead flies
- Shit fire and save matches
- He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule
- Uglier than homemade sin or evil as homemade sin or mud fence or Looks like she was beat with an ugly stick Or Uglier than sin on Sunday or She had a face that would stop a clock or If i had a face that looked that bad, I’d shave my butt and walk backwards
- Isn’t that special
- The Devil’s beatin’ his wife with a fryin’ pan. "sunshowers" or"rainshine"
- Fair to middlin
- like piss ants on a clothesline ~ Heavy Traffic
- That’s gonna be a hard row to hoe
- Busier than a cat in a litter box
- Thats worse than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
- tougher than a pine knot
- She don’t know if she’s washing or hanging out
- grinnin’ like a possum sh*ttin’ peach pits
- That ain’t worth pickin up in the road
- You don’t know shit from shinola
- More than one way to skin a cat
- deader than a door nail
- heaven forbid
- Hotter than a three balled tomcat peeing on a flat rock or it’s hotter than hogshit in a pig farm
- It’s comin’ up a cloud
- Is you is, or is you ain’t
- slicker n goose shit or slicker than deer guts on a door knob or slick as snot on a brass door knob
- the hell you say
- I got screwed six ways from Sunday
- I don’t trust them further than I can spit
- Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
- more nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
- more excited than a dog in a hubcap factory
- colder than a well digger ass or colder than a witch’s tit in the Klondike or t’s so cold out it would freeze the ball off a bras monkey
- meaner than an old sow
- higher than a cat’s back
- its been like that since buck was a calf and he's a full grown bull now
- If it was any better, I couldn’t stand it
- if the Good Lords willing and the creek dont rise….
- Handy as a hip pocket
- I can’t kill nothing, and won’t nothing die
- Lucky enough to piss in a swinging pail
- It’s a poor frog that doesn’t praise his own pond
- I could pee so bad my back teeth are floating
- God willin’ the Creeks don’t rise
- Don't get your panties in a wad
- I’m gonna lick the tar outta you
- Well, bless your little pea-picking heart
- I’m so weak that I couldn’t pull a greasy string outta a cat’s ass
- Don’t just sit there being ornamental
- More lines on his face than a Georgia road map
- You guys don’t have the brain God gave to an ant or You ain’t got the brain of a Billy Goat
- He is so tight he would fart on a flat rock to save grease
- Wouldn’t waste my piss by peeing in their mouth if their tongue was on fire
- screaming like a banshee or can’t carry a tune in a bucket
- Have you been out galavanting all over town today
- DUMB ~ A few bricks shy of a load or The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor Not the brightest light in the chandelier or Not the sharpest tool in the shed or a few fries short of a happy meal a few beads off plumb or nuttier than a fruitcake or crazier than a loon/coot
- Crazier than a sprayed roach
- I bet his shit don’t stink either
- Why her britches is so tight you could crack a tick on ’em
- I’m going to box your ears or I will knock you into next week and I’m going to whap you so hard your ears will ring for a week or I will clean your clock or I'm going to tan your hide
- She’s ten foot to the first peckerwood hole, referring to a very tall Woman.
- We just hangin’ out like a hair in a biscuit
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph
- Hells Bells
- send you six ways to Sunday
- I’ma pull them lips off and tack up on the outside of the house and all yer friends and neighbors is gonna hear everything ya’ll is a sayin..
- Raining like pouring piss out of a boot
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