I like my motorhome more than my house because. . .

• It moves. My stick house only moves in earthquakes, which is bad.
• It does not have enough room to store junk I will never need.
• It does not have a lawn to mow or water.
• If I don't like my neighbor, I can quickly and easily move from the neighborhood.
• My motorhome is easy to clean.
• The view out its window is ever changing.
• When the power goes out in the neighborhood, I have my own.
• I do not need to own a mountain or beach cabin because my RV is both rolled into one, depending upon where I take it.
• My motorhome can easily escape an oncoming storm.

I like my motorhome better than a hotel room because. . .

• I don't need to pack and unpack my bags over and over.
• I know who slept in my bed the night before.
• It does not have bed bugs.
• I can stay in it where there is no other lodging.
• I can make a campfire and roast marshmallows. A hotel would be unhappy if I made a campfire in my room.
• I know where its plugs and light switches are without looking around.
• I know how to turn on my shower instead of trying to figure out how one works every time I need to clean up.
• It’s easier to make new friends in a campground than in a hotel.
• The only people who use my bathroom are me and people I know.
• I don't have to listen to footsteps thumping on my ceiling at night.

I like my motorhome while traveling better than a car because. . .

• My bathroom accompanies me. When nature calls I don't need to find a rest area or McDonald's.
• I can snack anytime I want.
• Its kitchen serves better, healthier food than restaurants.
• All my stuff is close at hand, not in a suitcase or in the trunk.

I like my motorhome while traveling better than a plane because. . .

• I don't need to stand in lines.
• I don't need to take my shoes off and go through a metal detector before departing.
• I don't need to walk through full body scans where a stranger can see the real me.
• I can sleep while lying down, not sitting up.
• The food is better.
• I don't need to listen to a screaming baby in a nearby row.
• Nobody is wheezing and sneezing in the seat behind me.
• A stranger with body odor doesn't sit by me.
• I don't have to deal with jet lag.