•If I were a month, I'd be June

•If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday

•If I were a time of day, I'd be sunrise

•If I were a planet, I'd be Jupiter

•If I were a sea animal, I'd be a narwhale

•If I were a direction, I'd be west

•If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a "wall bookshelf"

•If I were a sin, I'd be jealousy

•If I were a historical figure, I'd be Scout Finch

•If I were a liquid, I'd be mercury

•If I were a gemstone, I'd be a sapphire

•If I were a tree, I'd be an oak

•If I were a bird, I'd be an osprey

•If I were a tool, I’d be a swiss army knife

•If I were a flower, I'd be a pressed rose

•If I were a kind of weather, I'd be the quiet rain after a storm

•If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a viola

•If I were a color, I'd be navy blue

•If I were a vegetable, I'd be an eggplant

•If I were a word, I'd be 'serendipity'

•If I were an emotion, I'd be contentment

•If I were a fruit, I'd be a blood orange

•If I were a sound, I'd be the 'dong' of a grandfathers clock

•If I were an element, I'd be copper

•If I were a car, I would be a classic Ford Mustang

•If I were a food, I'd be fairtrade dark chocolate

•If I were a material, I'd be canvas

•If I were a scent, I'd be dragon blood incense

•If I were an object, I'd be a vinyl copy of Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon'

•If I were a body part, I'd be a tastebud

•If I were a facial expression, I'd be a half smile

•If I were a song, I'd be 'Roadside' by Rise Against

•If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be TOMS

•If I were a kiss, I'd be the first one

•If I were a smile, I'd be the one in the middle of crying

•If I were a place, I’d be the African prairie

•If I were a mammal, I'd be a wolf

•If I were a phase of the moon, I'd be one stage after the full moon

•If I were a berry, I'd be a mulberry

•If I were a book, I'd be a worn, hidden diary

•If I were story, I'd be A Million Little Pieces