•on the wall of one of the reading festival toilets, "I want a lover i don't have to love, i want a boy so drunk he doesn't talk"

•do you feel small?

•YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HIT BY: Reality

•maggie is a twat

•Hello my name is: ..nevermind that, just wishing you a lovely day

•who the fuck is?! charles darwin

•fashion is the only thing so hideous that it needs to be changed every few weeks

•post no bills..please?

•I am in love...I just wish it was with myself.

•I can barely breathe because I haven't seen your face - your future lover

•I am crying because I am dying to see the world again

•your eyes are candles, driving me through hell

•I'm always fucking broke!!

• who do I need to screw around here to get a straight martini with a lemon twist?!

•I get why people write this crap...it's kinda fun