• "knowing you has fundamentally changed me as a person for the worse"
    • My friend reflecting on how we met and everything he's been subjected to since then
  • "i'd love to study you in a laboratory setting one day"
    • Same guy after I told him I used to be an admin on an Instagram meme account
  • "I hate getting to know you because it's all just shit like this"
    • After I revealed my furry origin story
  • "being friends with you has brought me some of life's greatest joys and filled me with the sorrow only an unsaved sinner can feel."
    • Don't remember what prompted this and honestly I'd like to keep it that way because what the hell
  • "pinche pepino no se siente sus sentimientos con normalidad" (This fucking cucumber doesn't feel his emotions normally)
    • Complained about something dumb and immediately followed it with "Gonna microwave ribs /neg"
  • "Holland said you look like twink Harry Styles"
    • Thank you Holland
jan 15 2021 ∞
jul 9 2021 +