- "knowing you has fundamentally changed me as a person for the worse"
- My friend reflecting on how we met and everything he's been subjected to since then
- "i'd love to study you in a laboratory setting one day"
- Same guy after I told him I used to be an admin on an Instagram meme account
- "I hate getting to know you because it's all just shit like this"
- After I revealed my furry origin story
- "being friends with you has brought me some of life's greatest joys and filled me with the sorrow only an unsaved sinner can feel."
- Don't remember what prompted this and honestly I'd like to keep it that way because what the hell
- "pinche pepino no se siente sus sentimientos con normalidad" (This fucking cucumber doesn't feel his emotions normally)
- Complained about something dumb and immediately followed it with "Gonna microwave ribs /neg"
- "Holland said you look like twink Harry Styles"
jan 15 2021 ∞
jul 9 2021 +