- JAY: Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know? But you're cute as hell. I'd like to go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. ... Ew, you fucking faggot, I hate guys! I love women!
- DANTE: You sucked that guy's dick?
- VERONICA: Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
- DANTE: But you said you only had sex with three guys. You never mentioned him!
- VERONICA: Because I never had sex with him!
- DANTE: You sucked his dick!
- VERONICA: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
- DANTE: Oh, my God. Why'd you tell me you had sex with three guys?
- VERONICA: Because I did only have sex with three different guys. That doesn't mean I didn't go with people.
- DANTE: Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.
- VERONICA: I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
- DANTE: I did understand. I understood that you had sex with three guys and that's all you said.
- VERONICA: Please calm down.
- DANTE: How many?
- VERONICA: Dante...
- DANTE: How many dicks have you sucked? How many?
- VERONICA: All right. Shut up and I'll tell you. Jesus. I didn't freak out when you told me how many girls you fucked.
- DANTE: This is different. This is important. How many? Well?
- VERONICA: Something like 36.
- DANTE: What? Something like 36?
- VERONICA: Lower your voice.
- DANTE: What is that anyway, "Something like 36"? Does that include me?
- VERONICA: Thirty-seven.
- DANTE: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
- VERONICA: I'm going to class.
- DANTE: Oh, my God. Thirty-seven? My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
- CUSTOMER: In a row?
- SILENT BOB: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
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