- excessive humidity
- colored dress shirts with white collars
- toilet paper rolled under (rather than over)
- oversung karaoke songs
- hypocrites (even though I am one)
- stand-up comedians whose routines only rely on cursing and shock value to be funny
- those who try too hard to make inside jokes
- societal pressure to be in a relationship
- paper cuts and hangnails
- snobs
- impatient drivers
- the cost of living in a big city
- overpriced beer
- being indoors when the weather is nice
- throwing away what can be recycled
- waking up early
- awkward silence while riding in elevators
- cleaning my apartment
- how easily I sweat
- not being able to see my family as often as I would like
- the occasionally gut-wrenching nostalgia that makes me extremely sad, obsessively reminiscent, and wishing I could go back in time and relive certain moments all over again
- songs remixed to sound like the Chipmunks are singing them
- packing/unpacking
- getting sick, being sick, & getting over being sick
- doing laundry, especially folding clothes
- feeling like I've wasted my time on my days off of work
- the societal taboo against pornography
- those who cannot appreciate (or at least understand) sarcasm
- cliché tattoos
- overpriced thrift stores
- the fact that wherever I live has never and probably will never look like a page out of an IKEA catalog
- those attending concerts who wear T-shirts of the band they are going to see play
- the white crusty gunk around the top of milk containers
- mushrooms
- those who act as if they are privileged to more than they should be
- not making enough money at my job
- excessively hip hipsters
- those who talk way too much
- burning my tongue
- being late for work
- my consistently poor eating habits
jun 1 2010 ∞
feb 4 2011 +