Alright. Lets be honest with ourselves here, we will state facts first. I am a teenage girl. I can't ever make up my mind. My opinions are always changing. So here we go, the current list of "I have a huge crush on you but it will only ever happen in my dreams."

• Ned Hepburn. It's something about a clever, cliche blogger. I can't get enough...
  • Ned Hepburn
• Gordon Ramsay. What an ass, but he is just so talented and attractive. man.
• The Hutchison brothers. frightened rabbit just comes in my house and makes a mess. and I am completely okay with that. Sing me a nice little Scottish lullaby, thanks.
• John Darnielle. wow. Just wow. The mountain goats are the soothing sounds for a savage beast. I am the beast here, and John Darnielle holds my heart.
• Hayden Christensen. A lot of girls like Hayden Christensen for his body or his looks. Not this one. Have we seen attack of the clones and revenge of the sith? Look, I don't care that you turn into the sith lords apprentice, I'm cool with that. He is just such an awesome secret husband. seriously.