2seok

• chapter 21: 2seok: non-sexual d/s | 1.9k | hoseok is so very, very still.
• hashtag trashbag | 15.5k | hoseok plays video games for a living. also, he's gay. like, so deep in the gay, dicks in his mouth kinda gay.

jihope

• acquainted | 5.4k | hoseok should have known he couldn’t watch jimin without wanting to fuck him hard, couldn’t bear his smug teasing without wanting to reciprocate. jimin knows that. he’s been riling him up all night.
• instrumental | ♡ | 3.3k | jimin just wants hoseok to scream for him. from the prompt: "i don't know if you know how thin the walls are here, but i have a problem. why the fuck aren't you as loud for me as you were for my neighbor? am i really that bad?"

minjoon

• chapter 1: minjoon: finger riding | 1.1k | prompt for this chapter: minjoon, finger-riding, clothed namjoon, dirty talk.
• instigate | 4.8k | jimin and namjoon are sort of a thing, and everything's going well. too well, possibly, for jimin. so maybe he picks a fight, and it turns out better than he expected.
• lost in you | ♡♡ | three lifetimes ago, namjoon remembers falling in love. for the prompt: “i fell in love with you 3 lifetimes ago and i’ve been looking for you ever since but i’ve been starting to give up and my friend’s new crush has your eyes and oh god i’m not going to steal someone’s date just because i’m hoping you’re the person i met in a past life”
• undisclosed | 3.4k | parkjimin95: icb i matched with someone who prefers cats over dogs
• voicemail | 2.3k | "i'm a little drunk and i tried to call my ex back and i typed in your number and you had to hear a long emotional rant ohmygod i'm mortified but you left me a really sweet voicemail aw" au.
• wait time: 70 minutes | 4.9k | there's a really cute guy fifteen feet behind namjoon in the line for expedition everest.

namgi

• chapter 9: sugamon: humiliation, bdsm | 7.4k | yoongi needs to be taken care of. namjoon is the man for the job.
• kiss me, kiss me, kiss me | 2.1k | a pastel grunge kid and a goth walk into a cafe. like the set-up to every bad joke, ever.
• mister kim | ♡♡♡ | 2.2k | when namjoon went into teaching, he hadn't thought it would be like this.
• rocket | 2.7k | yoongi just wants to know how big namjoon's dick is, okay.
• six to nine (we'll play the game) | 22.3k | namjoon expected a lot of things when he called a sexline one night as a dare. yoongi was not one of them.
• tfw ur bf wants to try something "different" | 2.5k | “is that all? wanted to give me an erotic foot massage? charming,” yoongi’s voice is smug and syrupy, drips on namjoon’s ego and makes his flush linger.
• the difference between here and there | 1.4k | namjoon is a porn star with a boring, perfect home life.
• warm fuzzies | 4.2k | namjoon wants to be kind. anything he gets in return for that is just icing.
• worst that could happen? | 1.6k | in which yoongi is in love with namjoon, and hates himself for it.

namjin

• all you need is love (and pink) | ♡ | 4k | most people only have one miniature angel or devil riding on their shoulders to serve as the physical manifestation of their conscience. poor namjoon has five, and they're all telling him the same thing: "fucking talk to him god dammit what the fuck is wrong with you"
• can i get your dewey decimal number? | ♡ | 10.4k | seokjin loved working at the library, but some patrons got on his nerves. take, for example, the grown man who sat in the corner every day and leeched off of the wi-fi. and seokjin worked in the children’s department.
• celebrity crush | 16.5k | right now namjoon was exhausted and he'd been saying rude shit and he kept snapping at taehyung and then they'd had to sit through that interview ("who's your celebrity crush?") and seokjin had tried making a joke ("rap monster," he'd said, thinking he was being clever) and even as everyone around them cracked up the look that had flashed through namjoon's eyes belied something that looked almost brittle. sequel to the mark of an educated mind
• cotton candies and sugar addicts | 6.8k | in a final, desperate attempt to get seokjin to notice him, namjoon dyes his hair pink. however, seokjin avoids him more than ever and namjoon doesn't know what he did wrong.
• failure | 451w | "called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in"
• no more sad songs | 11.1k | "__unknown__: it’s going to sound creepy anyway but i think i got your dog? by mistake? not my mistake, tho" or never trust late night singers with cute dogs
• the mark of an educated mind | 6.9k | at three o'clock in the morning after he'd been working for ten hours straight and everything he touched came out wrong and all his words were stilted and clumsy and all his music was rough and tangled... for some ungodly reason kim namjoon opened up a new browser window, typed bangtan sonyeondan fan fiction into the search bar, and then (god) hit enter.

namkook

• chapter 12: rapkookie: first time | 3.6k | it wasn't so much that namjoon wanted it to be special so much as he wanted it to be safe and comfortable. it wasn't like losing your virginity was the be-all and end-all of a relationship or your life, but jeongguk had come to him a few weeks before and muttered something about needing to lose his virginity before taehyung and jimin find out that i haven't 'cos i'll never hear the end of it.
• chapter 2: rapkookie: breathplay, nipple clamps | 1.6k | bdsm elements. i combined prompts for this one. one for rapkookie with nipple clamps, and another for namjoon and 'breathplay without choking'
• chapter 22: rapkookie: alpha/alpha abo | 3.5k | it's not supposed to work, between the two of them. it's just... it's not. or so he's been told, over and over and over since the days when they were kids, when he used to follow namjoon around because he was the cool older kid and jeongguk wanted to be just like him, when he grew up. now he's grown up. he is just like namjoon, and it's... it's the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

namseok

• not my business (i got you) | 3.8k | hoseok's life is ruled by the mantra, "not my business" but it's hard to ignore the business of your best friend when you're kind of in love with said best friend.

taejin

• thief of hearts and fridges | ♡ | 1.8k | (603): who the fuck stole my fridge again

vhope

• boys in the yard | 914w | (803): i woke up in a front yard i didn’t recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. what was in that punch?
• dancing on quicksand | ♡ | 14k | who needs a functional relationship when you dig your step-sister's boyfriend? not taehyung.
• i'll follow you (on twitter) | 1.7k | taehyungie @kimtae guys im at the mall and theres a hot guy !??!
• pavlov's dog | 1.7k | when taehyung plays this particular game, he plays to win.
• quick learner | 1.5k | hoseok and yaehyung play seven minutes in heaven. prompt: "supply closet."

vmon

• dad magnet 2 | ♡ | 5.8k | (832): fyi, his “son” is a chihuahua- sequel to dad magnet
• dad magnet | ♡ | 7.9k | (609): this could be the second dad i've smoked weed with

yoonjin

• chapter 16: yoonjin: mafia!au, hatesex | 2.6k | he lets kim seokjin tip his head to one side and shudders when he kisses his neck, when his hands remember all the places that make yoongi fall apart. he's missed this. he hates kim seokjin but he misses what this used to be, what this used to mean. because it had meant something, once.
• house rules | 17.7k | ♡ | yoongi was grateful to be left alone for a moment to collect his thoughts. he just hooked up with his sister’s best friend, a guy he has only known for three days, in a house he shares with his mother, on a trip where he will have to share a room with him for the next four days. all signs still pointed to stupid, but yoongi still couldn’t bring himself to care.
• in bloom | 899w | yoongi's hanahaki disease goes untreated.
• kissing practice | 8.6k | “ready?” he looked around to make sure everyone was good to watch and then locked eyes with yoongi who looked, at most, indifferent. “let’s just get this over with,” yoongi deadpanned, boredom seeping out of his voice. jin mustered what confidence he did have and scooted forward until he was touching knees with yoongi. he took a deep breath and acted on instinct. jin’s hand came up to sit on yoongi’s cheek. he leaned forward, closed his eyes as he met yoongi’s lips with his own. he pulled away from the pressure of yoongi’s lips as tae practically yelled, “boooooorinnnngggg.” or, seokjin gets cast in a web drama in which he has a kiss scene. fearing he'll look stupid kissing on camera, jin enlists the help of his fellow members. an unfortunate game of rock paper scissors lands min yoongi a starring role as jin's new kissing partner.