• I can't get to the library card in my wallet because your picture is in there too. tags: regret breakup
• I pretended to still be sleeping while my wife whispered into the phone, "He's gone till six tonight, baby." tags: cheating overheard
• The cashier at the liquor store said she was worried about me because she hadn't seen me the day before. tags: realization alcoholic
• Seeing the way you acted last week made me almost happy I lost our baby. tags: ex's babies
• As I looked across the table at my husband and his new boyfriend, I found myself oddly happy for them. tags: romance love gay marriage
• My dad showed up drunk to my senior prom just to say hello. tags: childhood prom
• I seriously wasn't expecting *that* long ...

Found this on a friend's facebook and felt like procrastinating a little more

Things you have done during your lifetime:

• ( ) Gone on a blind date
• (X) Skipped school
• ( ) Watched someone die
• (X) Been to Canada
• ( ) Been to Mexico
• (X) Been to Florida
• (X) Been to Hawaii
• (X) Been on a plane
• ( ) Been on a helicopter
• (X) Been lost
• (X) Gone to Washington, DC
• (X) Swam in the ocean
• (X) Cried yourself to sleep
• (x) Played cops and robbers
• ( ) Recently colored with crayons
• (X) Sang Karaoke
• (x) Paid for a meal with coins only

• Last fm
• Tumblr

• Even if things get heavy, we'll all float on (Float On, Modest Mouse)
• We have one chance, one chance to get everything right (One Chance, Modest Mouse)
• Because right now all you have is time, time, time. But someday that time will run out. (Ten Things, Paul Baribeau)
• It all will fall, fall right into place (Gravity Rides Everything, Modest Mouse)
• Well I'm so tired of feeling so down, I just want to fly away. (Hurray for the Riff Raff)

• Stop apologizing for things I don't need to apologize for
• Stop "lying"
• Drink more water, less soda
• Eat better
• Exercie at least 3 times a week

• I need to stop apologizing constantly for things that I can't control
• I need to be better at accepting change
• I need to study more

• Burn After Reading
• Choke
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• The Dark Knight
• The Fall
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Hellboy 2
• Horton Hears a Who!
• In Bruges
• The Incredible Hulk
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• Ironman
• Pineapple Express
• Sex and the City
• Synecdoche, New York
• Teeth
• Tropic Thunder
• Wall-E

Sarah

• Hair Kit

Emily Mom

• DVD of Work

Glenn

• DVD of Work

Dad

• DVD of Work
• DVD of movies?

Beth

• DVD of Work

Dani

• http://www.target.com/Schooled-Fish-Rain...

Taylor Brittany Racheal

• Ornament/Photo Frame

• An oil change
• A flask
• Applecare
• A new iPod
• Portable Dance Floor
• A point-and-shoot camera
• An accordion

• Everything that has a beginning has an end so what's the point in starting anything?
• Life is full of people who just want to talk about themselves trying to find someone to tell.
• No one really cares as much as you'd like them to.
• You're always going to care for the person you shouldn't.
• Billions of years from now when the Earth no longer exists, nothing you do now will matter.

• When our sitting down on her bed turned into the most passionate sex for some time, she said she still loved me and I knew the worst of splitting up hat yet to come, since I loved her too.
• When he told me "I kissed her" I thought to myself, how do I stay with the one I want to marry when he has done the one thing I knew he would never do.
• Six months after the end of our engagement, she wouldn't even say hello at a Christmas party.
• Does anyone care that nobody cares?
• I really do love her, and it kills me that she doesn't understand that putting it off for now will be best for us in the future.
• When people tell me that 22 is too young to get married, they don't realise that I know I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him anyway.

• Write a song and perform it
• Have a film shown in theaters
• Go on a cross-country road trip
• Go back-packing in Europe
• Go on an African safari
• Go on the most extreme white water rafting trip
• Go kayaking in a different country
• Go to each of the continents
• Learn Spanish and Sign Language
• Learn to surf
• Go to a haunted town/hotel
• Donate my hair to locks of love
• Donate Blood
• Teach a tap class
• Ride a hot air balloon
• Make a documentary inside an Mental Hospital

• The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
• Sybil by Flora Rheta Schreiber
• The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
• Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey by Chuck Palahniuk
• Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
• The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath by Sylvia Plath

• A HD Canon
• A point and shoot digital camera
• A deck
• A new DS charger

• Broken Social Scene
• of Montreal
• Holdsteady
• Health
• Ben Kweller

• girl talk
• health
• Paul Baribeau
• Hurray for the RiffRaff
• Dark Dark Dark
• Modest Mouse
• Black Lips
• The ting tings (briefly)
• HOTTUB

• "I have gone to Prague," she wrote, "to be without you."

tags: relationships

• "I would run away with you tomorrow if I weren't dating your best friend," he said while we were having sex on my best friend's bed.

tags: irony best friend sex cheating

• I said, "Take it slow," and she said, "Take it or go," so I went.

tags: relationships

• On my 30th birthday I got rid of my horrible husband, changed the locks, got a tattoo on my foot and spent the night with the man I really loved.

tags: divorce freedom love

• The young man standing nearest the casket...

• A month ago I finally found someone who I thought I could trust again after my last boyfriend, I told him I wanted to be his girlfriend...he told me he couldn't because he wanted to fuck other women. tags: love, heartbroken, sex, trust, same as all the others
• Lesson Learned: "Open Relationship" = "I'm already seeing someone else." tags: love cheating bullshit
• After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts. tags: break up relationships dating boyfriend jerk who needs men when you have chocolate
• When I read her breakup email, the first thought that went through my mind was that I would have to watch this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica all by myself. tags: breakup tv shows bsg

• Taylor: $6 for his meal at Whataburger
• Casper: $10 for his beer

• Rockband
• a Hookah
• a new way to do a collage

• 1. Citizen Kane, 1941.
• 2. The Godfather, 1972.
• 3. Casablanca, 1942.
• 4. Raging Bull, 1980.
• 5. Singin' in the Rain, 1952.
• 6. Gone With the Wind, 1939.
• 7. Lawrence of Arabia, 1962.
• 8. Schindler's List, 1993.
• 9. Vertigo, 1958.
• 10. The Wizard of Oz, 1939.
• 11. City Lights, 1931.
• 12. The Searchers, 1956.
• 13. Star Wars, 1977.
• 14. Psycho, 1960.
• 15. 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968.
• 16. Sunset Blvd., 1950.
• 17. The Graduate, 1967.
• 18. The General, 1927.
• 19. On the Waterfront, 1954.
• 20. It's a Wonderful Life, 1946.
• 21. Chinatown, 1974.

• Filming The Chosen One
• College
• The many divorces
• The Hurricanes