- blast the stereo
- blast your ipod/headphones
- change your number
- check yourself into rehab
- check yourself into the hospital
- don't get out of bed
- don't pay your phone bill
- drive out of range
- drop phone in the toilet
- fake your death
- go swimming with all your clothes and ususal pocketcontents
- go to the bathroom
- include your phone in the stuffing for a turkey and let some hungry dogs loose on it
- inform the universe that you will only accept commuication by owl heretoafter
- loan a stranger your phone on a semi-permanent basis
- make oneself sick
- move overseas
- pick up an extra shift at work
- run the shower
- set your phone language options to mandarin
- take a bath
- take a fake bomb through the airport security line
- take a lot of sleeping pills
- take a vacation to mozambique
- throw your phone off of an overpass
- unplug the phone
- witness a crime and join the witness protection program
- wreck the phone lines that lead to your house
mar 20 2011 ∞
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