Chels

• The most basic and primary of nicknames.
• Non-conformity drives some to spell it as "Chelse", with no difference in pronunciation. (Because if you go chel-suh, it kinda makes you sound like a pretentious tool.)

Chepii /che- pee/

• Pet name given to me by Ronalyn Perez in the 6th grade. I did not like it, but it caught on. Like wildfire. Six years later, people are still calling me it. You win, Rona. You win.
• Variations include: Cheps • Cheppi • Cheppy • Chuppii

Chelsayers

• Twitter username.
• Some have succumbed into calling me this too, in real life.

Chelsoh /chel-SOH/

• A nickname bestowed upon me by Limmy A in mid-2010.
• It's quite quirky, I think.

Chelpi /chel-pee/

• What Icky resorted to calling me because he was too confused to choose between "Chelsea" and "Chepii".

Orangeo /orange-O/

• What a certain Hazim decided was cool to call me.
• I actually like it.

Super Chelsea

• Okay, this was self-proclaimed. Still, positive reinforcement wouldn't hurt!

Liverpool

• Seemingly hilarious word play on my name.
• It was only funny the first five times.
• Variations include: Manchester • Arsenal • other famous English football clubs

Delightfully Sized

• Private joke with college buddies.
• Petnames within the joke include "Peanut", "Fun-Sized" and "Puny". Do refrain from questioning our motives.

Decenzo /dee-sen-zo/

• My nickname within the skater community, after Canadian street skater Ryan Decenzo.
• Bestowed upon me a certain Muiz Marzuki.
• It fits me well.