I have this bag right, and in that bag, is this pocket, and in that pocket is this wild assortment of... stuff. Stuff like:

• 26 and 1/2 of $0.50 bus tickets
• 22 $1.00 bus tickets
• a wide assortment of various tickets from food outlets and DVD stores
• a Royal Brunei Economy class bag tag
• a surgical mask
• a surgical mask with a moustache drawn on it with black marker
• four bottle caps (RC Cola, Coke and a couple of Pepsis)
• two Pokemon figurines
• three rubber bands
• two broken badges
• a fork
• two can opener thingies
• a single paperclip
• a broken star
• a keychain in the form of a musical note with my petname on it given to me by Rona, circa Christmas 08
• three Panadol tablets
• two markers
• a wire wrap around-er thingy
• a Beatles keychain
• an extremely pointy metal chili from Jimmy
• a giant pin
• an emergency whistle
• a bra strap
• an first-gen iPod shuffle (farewell present from Muiz)
• a broken flashing smiley from Dauz's masquerade party
• arcade tickets
• a rock
• a six-inch nail
• a Happy Mother's Day tag
• a Coke-flavored lollipop
• a voodoo doll
• a dead glowstick
• a broken paintbrush
• a functional paintbrush
• a broken zipper tag
• a candle
• four paper stars Aikks made me