• give you up
• let you down
• run around
• desert you

He also would never:

• make you cry
• say goodbye
• tell a lie
• hurt you

But he will:

• release a pop song in the 80s that would ultimately be the subject of many, many Internet pranks that make you wanna jump off a cliff and then later, grow on you 'causing you to erupt into song at random times during boring classes much to the annoyance of your peers