I like to think that I am good/alright at:

• guitar
• (thinking I can) sing well
• being chummy with everyone
• giving out life-saving advice
• drawing
• cruising on my skateboard
• being witty
• charming people
• being funny

I am really good at/with:

• amusing myself (and on good days, everyone else)
• loving people (it's serious business, I mean my love)
• letting everyone know how I feel about stuff
• eating atrocious amounts of food and remaining skinny, skinny, skinny ('tis the life)
• wishful thinking
• "winging it"
• missing people terribly
• singing really well (in the shower)
• hugs
• writing
• sleeping
• "selling it"
• living
• collecting random, pointless detritus in the deepest crevices of my bags/wallet/pencil case/jeans
• people skills
• appreciating the smallest of things (I hope that didn't come out wrong)
• not hesitating
• talking
• showers
• standing up for people I care about
• certain accents
• expressing my feelings very vividly at the movies
• borrowing stuff and never giving them back (not my fault, they either move out of the country forever/never want it back)
• sign-making
• keeping up conversations (I really am good at that)
• inking out my precise feelings
• being a shrink for strangers and friends (I'm like everyone's go-to girl)
• doing what I feel like
• kids (kids love me!)

I wish I wasn't so good at:

• attracting guys I haven't the desire to attract instead of the one, single guy I do (it's always a cosmic misunderstanding)
• spilling food everygoddamntime I serve myself something
• injuring myself
• breaking everything I touch (I swear, it's like I'm either a really awful superhero or a really lame supervillain)
• not knowing how to swim
• forgetting relevant information/retaining really, really useless trivia

I wish I was better at:

• commitment (to lesser things, with big deals, I'm really quite phenomenal)
• being discreet about feelings
• skating
• guitar
• singing
• interpreting body language
• being awesome
• German
• not losing my shit all the freaking time

I am not so good at:

• holding still
• waiting
• waking up early (early: 10 am and earlier)
• sharing my food
• jumping and missing the ground
• having superpowers
• having 20/20 vision
• financially negotiating with people I know personally
• being disappointed
• being discreet about anything at all (I wear my heart on my sleeve)
• not letting technology around me fail spontaneously