As in things you'll often find me saying or doing and some rp shit

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• "FUCK GO BACK"
• "Rip"
• "HHHHHHH"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
• "G O B A C K"
• "Wtf"
• "Df"
• "Dude"
• "Go look in the mirror, smartass ._."
• "Oml."
• "help im so tired"
• "W h a t"
• "Listen, I'm not jealous, I'm territorial. Jealous is wanting something that isn't yours, territorial is protecting what IS yours."
• "The insomniac once again loses her grip on reality"
• "There wasn't anything to hold onto, tho ;("
• "COME ON COMPUTER STOP BEING A DICK AAAA"
• ~voices won't shut up and are all arguing loudly at once~ "DAME TU SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP" ~everything goes quiet~
• The entirety of the lyrics to Enemy Fire by Bea Miller
• The entirety of the lyrics to Blood and Tears by Random Encounters
• "Help meeeeee... I hurt ;;"
• "Just give me five minutes n' I'll be good. *Determined smile*"
• "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
• Loudly singing The Devil's Swing
• "Hey, this might sound a little weird... but I kinda need a model right now for this one project and I'm too scared to ask anyone but you, so uh.. helpmepleaseI'mdesperate"
• "What the fuck ಠ-ಠ"
• Domi can't sleep one night and decides to text Tuelu, even if it's two in the morning, before asking to call her-
• "Wow, with only three hours of sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!"
• Them screeching "MOTHERFUCK" and Tuelu covering their mouth when they're halfway through the sentence
• Some fuckboy asking if Storme wants "the good time" and Storme replying with "No, I want the bad time aka being able to shove your dick into a grinder"
• "eEeeEeEeeeEeEEEeEEeEEeEEeeEeeeEeeEeEEEEeEEeEeeeee" Or any other variation of this
• "oooHHHHHH BOYOOOO/Oh dear/OH MAN/Awh, boy./Hooooooo-boy"
• "Ah, fuck. I forgot to get my clonidine again ;;"
• "I'm no cacti expert but I know a prick when I see one."
• "Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues"
• "Oh dear god, no."
• "Yeah, abs are great and all but... but have you tried donuts?"
• "I act like I don't care, but deep down I swear it kills me"
• Trying to sneak to the fridge for a late night snack, hardwood floors: ALLOW ME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
• The entirety of The Things I Deserve by GHOST
• Welp
  • "Brain: You're a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
  • Me: I don't know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude"