- After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like Niagara Falls.
- You want to hit everyone... in the face...... with a shovel.
- You cry so much for stupid reasons. (IE: Just because, overthinking shit, things don't match... etc.) Your hormones are just out of whack.
- You crave random shit you don't even own. People would think you were pregnant the way you're carrying on.
- When someone corrects you or mocks you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down their throats.
- When you lose at something or do something poorly, you scream, "SCREW/FUCK/DAMN YOU!" and stomp furiously away.
- You fall asleep when you're not even tired.
- You feel like somebody is stabbing you 600 million times in your vagina.
- No white pants.
- Remember those cute pair of panties you just bought? Ruined. for. life.
- Everybody is annoying, no matter what they do or say.
- When you can't go to the bathroom because your teacher tells you no, you feel like screaming or you do scream, "I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD, OKAY!? MAY I GO NOW!?"
- Boys are ten times more annoying and obnoxious.
- Those stupid pad/tampon commercials that have all of those girls who are so HAPPY when they have their period fucking ticks you off over the edge.
- Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends for seven days.
- The cramps you get feel like someone is stabbing you in the ovaries a million times a second.
- You don't care about anything... but food.
- You wish you weren't a girl.
mar 26 2012 ∞
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