Matrimonial moments I've attended. Sometimes I even played a part:

• My parents I was under the wedding gown, if you know what I mean
• My mother's second wedding I don't recall being invited to the other three.
• The Spoonseses Flower Girl. I was 26. The groom wore a Battlestar Galactica tux and the bride sported a bustle made of twigs.
• Cousin Kitty No procession music, so the crowd improvised "Here Comes The Bride" in classic "Dum dum-dah-dum…" fashion (my cousin was annoyed)
• Kate Maid of Honor. I wore a tutu that showed my knickers!
• A couple I didn't know A pal of mine & I accidentally crashed the wedding of my pal's record label friend. His flip flops never looked so wrong!
• Huck & Kelly The Royal Wedding of Lopez Island. Kegs of homebrew, a potluck buffet table that went on for acres, venison and homemade ice cream.
• Fred & Tryntje An intricate and delicate collision between high class and high crass. The bride was something blue, alright!
• Kitty & Philo Ring-Bearer. Subgenius sweetness in the Strybing Arboretum. Everyone wore scarlet and violet and black. Later, a poo-shaped chocolate cake served on a toilet seat.
• Goncarova-Hluchan Officiant. Kooky spooky gorgeous beach wedding with lots of audience partici-pation! Klezmer by the bonfire, a rice krispie cake. Try and top that one, suckahs!
• Dawn & Nils 100 degrees on a vintage vineyard in Cloverdale. Costumed, singing, dancing wedding party, horned shaman officiant. This one topped 'em all!