People I know mainly by their assumed name (I may not even know their birth name):

• Donald The Nut
• Grux
• Fozzie
• Bucky Sinister
• Pusser
• Squamata AKA Orji Walflauer AKA Julius Desmond
• KaosmiKitty
• Dame Darcy
• Pappy
• Dave Apocalypse
• Gordonzola
• Deena Davenport
• Johnny Kat
• Stormy Knight
• Philo Drummond
• Bwana Spoons
• Tony Millionaire

Matrimonial moments I've attended. Sometimes I even played a part:

• My parents I was under the wedding gown, if you know what I mean
• My mother's second wedding I don't recall being invited to the other three.
• The Spoonseses Flower Girl. I was 26. The groom wore a Battlestar Galactica tux and the bride sported a bustle made of twigs.
• Cousin Kitty No procession music, so the crowd improvised "Here Comes The Bride" in classic "Dum dum-dah-dum…" fashion (my cousin was annoyed)
• Kate Maid of Honor. I wore a tutu that showed my knickers!
• A couple I didn't know A pal of mine & I accidentally crashed the wedding of my pal's record label friend. His flip flops never looked so wrong!
• Huck & Kelly The Royal Wedding of Lopez Island. Kegs of homebrew, a potluck buffet table that went on for acres, venison and homemade i...

• Koshland Garden: three super nice kids gave me a grand tour of their beautiful community garden
• Roller Skating at Golden Gate Park!

From longest to shortest, grandparents on down

(boldface= __still going!__)

• Grandma Emy
• Dan
• Grandpa Fred
• Jeremy
• Anne
• Fred
• Jennifer
• Alice
• John
• Jaina
• Nate
• Kitty
• Joel
• Chrystal
• Sarah
• Haley
• Cat
• DJ

most of my biological family is a mystery to me, most of them are dead

• ✔ Grandpa V (visited)
• Uncle Joey
• ✔ DJ
• Dad
• Adam (?)
• paternal grandparents
• paternal half-siblings

• Dial Soap (I'd rather smell everything else on this list at once)
• Daisies
• Nag Champa incense
• Amber oil
• Absinthe
• Freshly mown grass
• Jergen's lotion
• Some sort of tree blossom that might be a crab apple

• Sibley Volcanic Regional Preserve: A friend took me on a beautiful misty hike.

• Anza Branch
• Bayview Branch
• Bernal Heights Branch
• Chinatown Branch
• Eureka Valley Branch
• Excelsior Branch
• Glen Park Branch
• Golden Gate Valley Branch
• International Languages Collection (ILC at Presidio)
• Ingleside Branch
• Marina Branch
• Merced Branch
• Mission Branch
• Mission Bay Branch
• ✔ Noe Valley Branch haven't been there since the renovation
• ✔ North Beach Branch didn't go as much as one would think, since I went to school just down the street from it
• Ocean View Branch
• Ortega Branch

• vanilla bean
• lapsang souchong
• Yorkshire Gold
• creamy oolong
• Tung Ting
• white rose
• Candy Cane Lane
• the chai they serve at Lark Camp
• Ti Kuan Yin Iron Goddess of Mercy
• Douglas Fir tips

written in cahoots with the Muppet

RESTAURANTS

• New Dawn: If you don't like our knick knacks…
• Radio Valencia: I can't even think of what to say, I miss it so much
• Spaghetti Western: The original Spuds-o-Rama
• Cafe Istanbul: rose lattes
• The Gold Spike: will anyone ever decorate like that again?
• Heidi's Bakery: wonderful rye bread with a German accent
• The Beehive: drag queens and vegan country breakfast— mmm…
• Cafe Macondo: Ritual just doesn't fill the need for this kind of place
• Klein's Deli (Pot Hill): at least you can still get the Gertrude Stein or the Jane Goodall at the airport
• Steve The Greek the friendly cooks yelling out the window to everyone
• Double Rainbow: Haight, Polk and Castro
• Hot & Hunky:_ the one with the door into The Mint

• SF MOMA Gallery at Fort Mason
• GRSF
• Femina Potens exciting new Market St location!
• Root Division on 17th St My Wednesday Calendar was in it!
• WELL on Telegraph (and now it's gone)
• Smokey's Tangle is the coolest gallery on Telegraph Ave
• Electric Works
• Triple Base on 24th St (don't forget the triple-basement!)
• Gallery Route One: The Box Show