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- Shave all or part of your head
- Be visibly pregnant (I've only observed this)
- Get tattooed
- Have a hole just below the waistband on the backside of your gym pants (this happened today!)
- Have a cast or other wound dressing (why do people want to touch your owwie?)
- Be a baby or a dog
- If all else fails, you could hang out in crowded elevators
mar 16 2009 ∞
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