(Length of time): best/worst traits

• Alien Girl (years): cleaned the bathroom/needed more space
• Instigator (months): social networker/invited the whole f'n' bar to our place after hours
• Southern Gal: (months): funny stories/spaaacey
• The Pacer (months): amusing/often had to take him to the psych ward
• The Poet (months): took me on field trips/slept with my mother
• Fireball (months): catalystic/antagonistic
• Tall Tales (on & off for years): great cook/we know each other TOO well
• The Queen (year): non-stop adventures/opportunistic
• The Cuddler (weeks): dreamy/self-obsessed
• Mutant (years): goes with the flow/completely impractical
• The Drag (year): sweet/insane
• Whirlagig (years): best cook ever/icky boyfriends
• Crooner (months): sultry/wanted to impose her boring aesthetics
• Monster Mash (weeks): enthusiastic/uncontollable
• Witchypoo (months): honesty/steeped in damage
• Mr. Witchypoo (months): adorable/married
• The Stripper (months): great cook/junkie
• Fairy Goddess (months): fascinating/gross friends
• Slut (months): ???/neurotic pitbull
• Bizzzzy (off & on for years): handy/horny
• The Teacher (months): powerful/confused