- First Kiss: Totally gay, Bay Area.
- Gay Babe: Living with Mommy, SoCal.
- The Vamp: Married, mommy, in Portland.
- Northern Lights: In his cave.
- Puppy Dog: Married, probably Portland.
- Tigger: Married, Lower Haight. Possibly in Japan at this exact moment.
- Glory: Finally bought a house with that mousy girl. Bernal Heights?
- The Junkie: Married to a Swede, on Methadone, in Great Britain.
- The Great Layout: Probably on WFMU. Alone.
- Tootsie: Same old same old. TenderNob.
- The Rodent: Doggy daddy in Portland. Figures.
- That Darn Thespian: Married to a mousy girl with three kids.The Sunset.
- Kosher: Back in Idaho. Hope he's using condoms.
- The Old Red Fox: Astrally projecting to Central America, but physically in the Mission, still married to the Minister of Magick.
- The Tormentor: Hog-tying grateful girls around the world. Why do guys hate buying new underwear?
- The Liar: In the fog.
- The Trickster with Cat Allergies: Guarding a doorway to a den of iniquity. East Bay.
- The Albino: Probably on a QueerPolyPaganBiodeisel retreat.
- Humpy Puppy: Living with a mousy girl who's even sluttier than him! East Bay.
- My Diaphanous Mutant: In his wildest dreams.
- Naughty No-No: Living with a mousy girl in Portland. What else?
jan 14 2009 ∞
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