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  • "It's fun trying to do the impossible."
  • "I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self." -Aristotle
  • "Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done." -Amelia Earhart
  • "I thought that was a musical form. When you mix country and rap: crap."
  • "There's a communist version of Monopoly, but it's not nearly as fun."
  • "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." -Ed Gardner
  • "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." -Elizabeth Kubler Ross
  • "As far as men go, it is not what they are that interests me, but what they can become." - Tuesdays with Morrie
  • "The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell." -Martin H. Fischer
  • "A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be." -Douglas Pagels
  • "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
  • "The difference between school and life is in school you are taught a lesson then given a test. In life you are given a test and taught a lesson."
  • "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way." -Pablo Neruda
  • "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." -Chuck Palahniuk
  • "According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist."
  • "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner." -Lynda Montgomery
  • "What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call." -Liz Carpenter
  • "You can't lose something you don't have." - Gregory House
  • "Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up." - Gregory House
  • "Even if someone is too numb to feel you or too insensitive to notice you, you still choose to stay because beyond what others see in that person, you feel that tiny chance that maybe if you hold on a little longer, that person will learn to appreciate your worth." - Jero
  • "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
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