base info
- fogus punch
- he/him
- cisgender man, queer as hell
- solstrom barely has a canon but
memories
- kintrope: john gilkey
- i was around 25 or 26 when the solar winds showed up on my radar. it was also a few years before the show aired? like mid-90’s maybe
- i still behaved like an unruly teenager though LMAO
- i’m not sure if my name was like. Actually Fogus Punch. like the name percival comes into my head but i’m not sure if it’s just because i Look Like a percival or because i Was a percival but ANYWAY.
- i’d believed in the extraterrestrial ever since i could remember. my childhood bedroom had all sorts of alien posters, i collected memorabilia.. it was one of my most primary interests. astronomy in general, truly, but mostly extraterrestrial life.
- my dad thought it was dumb LMAO
- my hair was literally just Like That, yeah. stuck up and everything. rarely washing it helped it “set,” if you would, but it could stay that way regardless, really
- i propped my legs up a lot, especially while working. on a table or something, usually. my area was not neat and tossing my legs up on shit only made it worse.
- i went to college, of course, and got a bachelor’s in... Something (probably astronomy or something mathy). i had my own textbooks, though, and kept them in my lab.
- it’s where my shitty nocturnal schedule came from, actually. i liked it a lot more ngl
- i also remember... smoking a lot of weed in college, which. Okay
- my lab was abandoned. er... “abandoned.” it wasn’t being used anymore, and the property was for sale. i have no idea how i got it, but i did.
- it was on like fucking craigslist or some shit. like 80s craigslist. i guess that's ebay?
- did i even have a computer?
- i named the telescope josie. she was a sweetheart
- speaking of my telescope, i took pictures through it. i pressed a disposable camera up to the eyepiece and snapped a picture. none of them ever came out.
- i had a bike to ride into town with. the ride was rough and long as hell but like... i needed food.
- i am SO UPSET i never got to meet the solar winds. i would’ve, like... paid to. i wanna shake their hands %8(
- uhhhh i was into aliens huh
- i had a bunch of shitty pulp novels about like. oh sexy alien lady comes from earth or whatever. they were all in a cardboard box under one of my counters. i read them... Often
- the baron (rockin’ wind) Very Much Caught My Eye when i saw him. ahem.
- I WAS REALLY QUEER i never labeled it but like. i was queer
- i really liked pink floyd? actually? which makes me happy because heehee current inch rest
- i talked to my stuffed... monkey-bear-thing like it was alive. (either that or. i talked to myself.)
- me, seeing the solar winds for the first time and immediately going to it: scully, you're not gonna believe this
canonmates
- found: no one
- looking for: anyone who remembers me
dec 11 2019 ∞
apr 11 2020 +