base info

• robert "silent bob" [last name unknown?]
• he/him
• cisgender man, gay
• view askewniverse canon? idk about dogma

memories

• uhhh i was autistic!
  • i wore a lot of layers - usually like three or four - for the sake of pressure stim.
  • the trenchcoat i wore was part of it, and also for the familiarity. i'd had it for years; it was patched all to shit, had the smell of smoke embedded into the fabric, and had been slept in multiple times, but i loved it more than anything.
    • also it had inner pockets hehehehe
  • selective mutism was a part of it. that + social difficulty usually kept me from speaking unless i knew exactly what i was gonna say. i had a talent in intuition and used those two together to come up with something stupid wise.
  • dc and technology were my special interests!! i liked fiddling around with computers mostly.
    • i remember shocking my fingers really badly on something, probably an aforementioned computer, while playing with its insides. (...that sounds really gory)
• my mom was really cool. i don't really remember a dad all too well, i think something happened and my mom got custody. i couldn't tell you though
• i was a chainsmoker. i picked the habit up from someone, probably jay, in highschool, and then never dropped it.
• i got into marijuana in college, and had a few of my own plants. little things, but i loved them. they were my babies!
• jay-centric mems (because there's a lot of them)
  • we got stoned together once and watched 60s batman. it was on a really shitty futon and the tv was like... one of those fucking. crt tvs? just big clunky 90s yknow
  • we also used to go thrift shopping high. he used to get the stupidest fucking t-shirts it was great.
    • i think we got kicked out of one of the thrift stores once for being Extremely stoned but
  • jay was very obviously bisexual and made references to doing things With Men a fucking lot. i knew that he was bi for YEARS before he came to that realization.
    • he was dumb and i loved him so much.
  • he lost his virginity in high school sometime and didn't shut up about it for a couple weeks.
  • i carried a soda around for him in one of the pockets of my trench coat and when he opened it it BLEW UP IN HIS FACE

canonmates

• found: jay
• looking for: dante, randal, anyone else who remembers me