- black guy turning up to piano music
- "i'm liberian" "oh my bad *whispers* i like your accent where are you from?"
- "you may now kiss the bride" "*nuzzles & kisses*" "XD"
- go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick / suck a dick suck a huge or small dick
- any "narrating people's lives"
- broken pan flip
- "say colorado"
- "i need to cry but my foundation was $48"
- "hey babe, happy 1 year" (pause) "i'm 27"
- "do you know that jesus loves you?" "jésus do you love me cousin?" "no i hate you"
- "i wanna be a cowboy baby"
- "i don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger"
- "stop I could've dropped ny croissant"
- "get that education bro"
- "happy birthday raven" "i can't swim"
- "i remember this dumbass school with all these fake ass people" "hey" "hey... fucking bitch"
- "flip your hair stick your hand out bounce your titties"
- "welcome back to me screaming"
- "i can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch"
- person keeps on slipping while trying to shovel snow
- white guy turning up to bop it twist it pull it
- "don't tell your mother" "kiss one another" "DIE FOR EACH OTHER"
- run away with me sax seal
- *singing* "shut up" "yes"
- "there's one thing worse than a rapist...boom" "a child" "No"
- "welcome to my kitchen we have bananies and avocadies"
- "my name is michael with a B and i've been afraid of insects my whole life"
- "but why does johnny have so many soaps?" "mind your business david!"
- "bring the beat in" "anything for you Beyoncé"
- "you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's" "we're going to McDonald's if i don't do my work?" "no"
- "i love you bitch I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch"
- "i was in a band" Y M C A
- "a watermelon inside a watermelon"
- "why do you have my phone" "fuck you that's why"
- completely giving up intro card
- "country boy i love you"
- "the DNA results have turned in, my friend will explain" *guitar strum* "Phillip's not your dad"
- WHO "what does that say?" "wh-o? (wha?)"
- fuck this shit i'm out! (into a garbage bin)
- "so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties"
- "hello this is 911, what are you doing?" "i'm dying" "oh shit, without me?"
- "i never went to oovoo javer"
- "two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 ft apart cuz they're not gay"
- "okay class let's take roll... uh, shithead?" "it's shithead"
- "bro chill i don't know why you're in a big time rush"
- umbrella "RUN"
- "polar bears are dying, the ice caps are melting, humans are depleting all the re-"
- "and they were room mates" "oh my god they were room mates"
- give it to me i'm worth it "i ain't gonna sleep cuz of y'all, you'll never gonna sleep cuz of me"
- (falls from the ceiling) "hey ron"
- surfer speaking gibberish
- pillsbury commercial with rap song (feed the streets)
- "it is wednesday my dudes"
- any "pronouncing things incorrectly"
- "we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed" WATCHA GONNA DO
- "oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead"
- "what up i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learn how to read"
- blue shirt guy "okay"
- "obama wouldn't treat me this way" " what do you mean?" "mom obama care" "bitch..."
- kid swing wii bowling
- "road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does"
- "dad look it's the good kush" "this is the dollar store how good can it be?"
- "you know what? i love myself, even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself"
- "oh hi thanks for checking in i'm still a piece of garbage"
oct 5 2018 ∞
oct 5 2018 +