• "You lie like a cheap rug"
  • "I do what I want!"
  • "You're laughing 'cause it's true"
  • "Good call"
  • "You sit at the Table of Falseness"
  • "I'm swell" (When asked how I am feeling)
  • "Sad pandas..."
  • "Whatever"
  • "Good job" *sarcasm*
  • "FML"
  • "I'ma poet and I didn't know it!"
  • "You wouldn't even know!"
  • "I shit you not."
  • "Why does God hate me?"
  • "I'ma happy camper!"
jul 14 2010 ∞
aug 11 2013 +