- Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
- Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
- Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
- Blair: Then go play with yourself.
- Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
- Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
- Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
- Blair: You know I already have.
- Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal.
- Chuck: I'll see you at your party tonight.
- Blair: You're officially uninvited.
- Chuck: Never stopped me before.
- Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
- Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
- Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
- Serena: You just love it when girls talk to you.
- Serena: So where's Georgina?
- Chuck: You're out of luck, she just left.
- Serena: Where's Dan?
- Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.
- Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
- Chuck: I don't think of you.
- Blair: If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please, Chuck, just let me go.
- Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
- Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
- Chuck: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy.
- Chuck: If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.
- Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.
- Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
- Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
- Nate: Certainly a step up from the Columbia dorms.
- Chuck: Most penthouses are, Nathaniel.
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