- the one time i spilled a bottle of red nail polish all over myself and they thought it was blood and nearly died
- how i fit perfectly on my dad's forearm with my head in his hand while he read the morning newspaper and drank coffee
- being afraid of water
- how horrible they were at cutting my hair and how much they regret it now
- they had to tie me to things to get me to take medicine which is hilarious but also awful
- i always licked all my playdo
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