Details

• author: Alexandre Dumas
• translator: from French to English, Lowell Bair
• form of obtainment: April 22, 2010 - used books store
• commencement: late August, 2010
• completion: October 11, 2010

My response ***WARNING: may contain spoilers***

when d'artagnan professes his love and faithfulness to constance three hours after seeing her for the first time

• YOU IDIOT, YOU JUST MET HER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MAN CHILD.

when d'artagnan was beginning to 'fall in love' with milady

• YOU IDIOT, WHAT ABOUT CONSTANCE WHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD CAPTIVE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MAN CHILD?
• WHY, MONSIEUR DUMAS, HAVE YOU MADE THIS MAN CHILD PRETEEN GIRL IN THE FORM OF A TWENTY YEAR OLD MAN THE CENTRAL CHARACTER WHOM I MUST FOLLOW FOR THE NEXT 234098230948 PAGES??

on Felton, the 'Puritan'

• YOU WEAKLING, HOW COULD YOU HAVE BELIVED HER LIIEEESSS??

on Buckingham

• I was sort of sad that he was assassinated
• but I also thought that it was ridiculous he declared war with France, just so d'Artagnan could return with the replicas of the diamond tags before Milady could return to the Cardinal with the real ones

on Milady de Winter

• YOU EVIL WOMAN YOU. HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE AND ROAMING THE EARTH???? IT'S AS IF THE DEVIL HAS STREWN TOGETHER EVERY FORM OF EVIL AND PLACED THEM INSIDE OF YOU. MONSTER. DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

on d'Artagnan showing weakness just before Milady's execution

• I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, YOU WEAKLING. SHE KILLED YOUR PRECIOUS CONSTANCE, YOU MAN CHILD. BE HAPPY.

when the executioner and milady crossed the stream

• ............:'{.............

when milady escaped her bondages

• O_______O

when milady stayed on her knees after she tripped

• ='(

realizing the four musketeers will be separated soon after the events in this story are finished

• NOOOOOOO WHHYYY?!?!?!???
• Thank God there are two/three/five more parts
• MUST.READ.MORE.

on the whole

• I thank God I live in the 21st century
• how could men back then retain bravery and show courage and also be so annoyingly fickle?