• drinks
• smokes
• parties a lot
• isn't saved
• is a hardcore gamer
• complains all the time
• is promiscuous
• talks lewdly
• is a full out hipster
• does not appreciate literature as much as I do
• is a hardcore fan of anime and mangas
• has education, career, and money as his top priorities
• talks a lot (especially about himself)
• is disrespectful to his parents
• talks in a queer voice
• is always serious
  • does not have an appreciative sense of humour
• makes fun of everybody due to lack of imagination concerning conversations
• uses his cell phone all the time at..
  • church
  • the movies
  • on a date (especially)
  • just chilling/hanging out
  • the library
• looks at girls/women shamelessly
• lies
• holds back; never expresses feelings, emotions, opinions
• has a superior complex
  • thinks about himself all the time
• does not attend church regularly
  • he has actually got to enjoy going to church and pays attention during the sermons
• wears his pants too high
• stays indoors all the time
• does not appreciate nature, art, music, films
• hates the rain
• tells me or mentions others' secrets
  • a sign of disloyalty and holds no respect for his friends
• confused
  • can't think for himself
  • always asking others to determine his own decisions
• is clingy
• doesn't understand that I need to be alone sometimes
• is afraid to speak up
  • for his beliefs
• says/does absolutely nothing when he knows that I'm doing something wrong

this is why I'll die a spinster with 100 cats