absent-minded, clumsy, accident-prone, etc, etc

• I broke my hubcap while trying to put air in my tire.
• I got my hand caught in an electric mixer, and yes, it hurt.
• I once foamed at the mouth after chewing an Airborne tablet. FYI, Airborne tablets are supposed to be dissolved in water.
• I regularly forget to take stickers off of new clothes (and walk around all day with MEDIUM stuck on my shoulder).
• Got approximately 500 cactus spines in my hand when I grabbed what I thought was a tree while hiking up a steep slope (it wasn't a tree).
• I once ran over my own foot with a mobile beverage cart, breaking a few toes.
• I got a rugburn on my chin after falling face-first into the carpet during a game of "bite-the-bag".
• I pinch my fingers between weights at the gym on a regular basis.
• If there is one loose brick or one crack in the sidewalk, I will find it and trip on it.
• I'm the person you saw once fall off the treadmill. Really, I am.
• I accidentally have given two people black eyes.
• I tried cutting my own hair once, then promptly had to get it fixed by a professional.
• I learned that chewing on ink pens is not a good idea when I had one explode in my mouth.
• I wrote a long, cutesy email to my Gramma... and accidentally sent it to one of my professors instead.
• On two separate occassions, I've fallen into a creek while attempting to pee in the woods.