Mostly because they are terrible, but also because they're damn obnoxious.

• Kirstie Alley.. could any person be more whiny and annoying?
• David Spade. Not Funny.
• Joan Rivers. Ouch.
• Nicole Richie (some people don't deserve to be famous)
• Tim Allen: Home Improvement was possibly the worst TV show ever.
• Bjork, for many reasons.
• Tyra Banks. She defines the term superfreak, and not in a good way.
• Kathy Griffin... makes me want to scream.
• Carrot Top. Do I even need to say anything here?!
• Tom Green... his poor parents.
• the guy from 'Jackass'- hell, all of them.
• Keanu Reeves (duhhh...)
• Donald Trump: probably don't need to explain this either.
• Cameron Diaz: Just a bad actress, really. Always sounds like she's reading a teleprompter.
• Kelly Ripa- on crack.
• Ryan Seacrest... this guy needs to go away.
• David Caruso (oh dear god, the sunglasses...)
• Brooke Shields. Wow, you are such a horrible actress.
• Flava Flav. If he can have his own show, we all should be able to.
• Joan Cusack... sorry, as much as I love your brother, I just can't stand you.
• Maria Schriver... like a cracked-out caricature drawing.
• David Blaine YOU ARE A TOOL.
• Reba McEntire You look (and sound!) like something from a Dr. Suess movie.
• Ann Coulter Besides being a RAGING BITCH, you also need to eat a damn cheeseburger.
• Renee Zellweger- seriously, are your eyes ever even open? Because I truly cannot tell...