I love traveling, and I love people watching in airports, but I am not a fan of actually flying. Not one bit.

• Take-offs.
• Landings.
• Airplanes simply were not designed for tall people... so uncomfortable
• ... because of the above, I am incapable of sleeping on planes
• Screaming babies. Oh my god. Seriously people, they make sedatives for a reason.
• Coughing, sniffling, itching people.
• Strangers who really do not get the hint that are you not interested in talking to them about meaningless crap for the entirety of your flight.
• Stupid peanuts.
• That damned curtain they insist on closing to separate first class and coach.
• I'm always cold on planes, no matter what.
• Turbulence.
• $8 beers.
• Airplane bathrooms... really, who likes these things? I will try my damnedest not to pee for an entire flight just to avoid those bathrooms.
• People who bring smelly food onto the plane.
• Bad movies. Almost always.
• Fidgety people sitting behind me, constantly knocking into the back of my seat.
• Body odor.
• Snarky flight attendants. (Not that I can really clame them, I'd hate to have their job... but, still.)
• Large groups of people flying together... and then walking all over the plane and/or screaming over others' heads in order to talk to each other during the flight.
• Anyone who wears heavy perfume and/or cologne on a plane. If you ask me, they should be forced to sit next to the bathroom.