Because

• I've look around at people in my school thinking, "Wow I hate everyone."
• I fell asleep with my phone in my hand waiting for you to text me back
• I can't tell funny stories because i crack up before i finish
• I wish you could mute your parents sometimes
• I open the fridge more than once thinking there's going to be new food
• I wish music played during epic moments of my life and not just in movies
• You're online and i want to talk to you, BUT im not saying hi first
• I tell inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
• You're a really great person. Stay in my life okay?
• MSN taught me how to type fast
• Re-reading text messages to make myself feel happy again
• When i miss you, i re-read our old conversations and smile
• Awkwardly saying "you had to be there" after telling a dumb story
• I always skip the first piece of bread
• There was money in my wallet, then i walked into JB HI-FI
• I leave my Uni assignments to the last minute and then want to die
• The feeling you get when you understand something in maths class
• Thinking of something and then laughing alone
• I day dream of things that will probably never happen in real life
• Why the hell are airplane toilet's flush so scary?
• When I was a kid "I'm dobbing on you" was equivalent to a death threat
• If you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face
• I love husky voices
• When you just say 'k' or 'lol', I close the convo
• I'm so tired but i want to stay up and talk to you
• NO CLING WRAP!! DON'T CLING TO YOURSELF!! NOOO!!
• Thanks wind, you have totally raped my hair
• I hate being mad at someone i never want to lose
• You're a P.E teacher, why are you fat?
• I change the date on my assignments so my teachers don't think i procrastinate
• Knowing you're dreaming and then being able to control what you do
• Giving your friend a look and they know exactly what you are thinking
• Tom, its been 30 years ... you're not going to eat Jerry
• You're my best friend because i wouldn't dare to be this weird with anyone else
• Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM
• WHEN I READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN MY HEAD
• I wish i could see you more often :(
• "Did u read? "NO," How about you? "NO." "Please clear your desks." WE'RE SCREWED.
• You have no idea how much I love talking to you
• I yell at video games when i die
• 'McDonalds chips now made with real potato' WHAT WERE THEY GIVING US BEFORE?!
• Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life
• Guessing if the Sh*t driver in front of you is either old, asian or a woman
• Holding your cat in the air whilst singing songs from The Lion King
• I look at you and motherfuckingassholeihopeyoufuckingdie comes to my mind
• Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you.
• saying "Pika" before you sneeze
• Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
• We all know someone who looks like a rat.
• "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement.
• The feeling you get when you catch the person you like staring at you.
• Typing your password at lightning speed.
• Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you.
• Nobody can ever guess my nationality correctly...
• Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the House
• I get RE-pissed about a old situation when i have a flashback about it!
• greatest game ever: DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR
• Seeing old people are still in love :)