None of the following are acceptable and some of them are downright unforgivable:

• You lay a damn finger on me in anger^^
• You don't get along with my dearest loves and my brother
• You get along great with my mom
• You inherently lack passion
• You don't at least like watching people play video games
• You don't bite/like to be bitten
• You try and handle things for me
• You can't stand up to me
• You don't fight every bit as hard as I do
• You don't give rap a chance cause damn even Robbie gives rap a chance
• You think acting is my hobby
• You think acting is easy
• You think Arab and Muslim are interchangeable
• You refer to Taylor Swift's music/High School Musical/Twilight (the movies or books) as art or high art
• You fall in love with Fachyma (duh)
• You refer to me as 'not actually black'
• You don't belive in love
• You're nauseatingly passive agressive
• You don't try to work things out that are hard
• You've never heard of Joss Whedon
• You don't know what to do with your penis and know even less about what to do when it's near my clit
• You don't know where to find my clit
• Homophobia
• Arabphobia
• You think its a goos idea to propose to someone in McDonalds
• You smell like poop
• You cheat on me
• You wear only one color

^^=Can be forgiven on grounds of angry sex and angry sex alone.