• Robert Downey Jr.
• Dean Cain
• Jensen Ackles

• When JAF said she was dead and still typing and I went through a whole supernatural pantheon before I hit on vampires
• When I finally started working on my scene and realized I can do scene work all by myself after nine years of acting, three of which have included professional training
• When I realized the whore I'm playing is actually like a superhero after my director told me three thousand times to thing of her as a comic book character

• BEDROCK-Young Money
• Feelin' Love-Paula Cole
• Starstruck-Lady Gaga
• How Does It Feel-D'Angelo
• Lost Without You-Robin Thicke
• Me&You (YYT Remix)-Cassie

• When I get right I promise that we gon live it up, I make you beg for it, until I give it up.
• When they knock my blocks down you come and you build with me.
• My room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
• If I were your woman, here's what I'd do, I'd never stop loving you.
• I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake/the hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday.
• Damn skippy baby/you make me feel like the amazon's runnin' between my thighs.
• Deep as I am/I'm no one's fool/Weak as I am
• I don't want you/To forgive me/You'll follow me down
• Wish you could step back from that ledge my from/And cut ties from all the lies that you've been livin in

None of the following are acceptable and some of them are downright unforgivable:

• You lay a damn finger on me in anger^^
• You don't get along with my dearest loves and my brother
• You get along great with my mom
• You inherently lack passion
• You don't at least like watching people play video games
• You don't bite/like to be bitten
• You try and handle things for me
• You can't stand up to me
• You don't fight every bit as hard as I do
• You don't give rap a chance cause damn even Robbie gives rap a chance
• You think acting is my hobby
• You think acting is easy
• You think Arab and Muslim are interchangeable
• You refer to Taylor Swift's music/High Sc...

• Buy Lady. Gaga. Headphones.
• Actually buy an iPod
• Buy a rabbit (not the hoppin kind)
• Visit the BK Botanic Gardens to see my favorite flower (Titan Arum)
• Get my nails and my ladylike done
• ✔ See Wanita
• ✔ Not punk out
• ✔ Wear less underwear
• Take Jaf dancing more often
• Get a forty and a fatty and go up on my roof
• Go to the Hub, finally
• Get in shape
  • Pole Dancing
  • Capoeira
  • Yoga
• Find salsa club
• Visit Kevin Smith's comic book shop in Jersey

The following is a list of times I've gotten pissed at randos who bring up NYC.

• French kid on the metro playing "Empire State of Mind"
• Some child in Utica who claimed Manhattan was boring knowing nothing about Manhattan having been there for maybe school trips
• British writer's article on how New York is dead
• Anyone who describes NYC as a vacation spot but lives in the US.