Disclaimer: Hufflepuffs are cool. If I'm sorting someone into Hufflepuff, chances are I respect them a lot more than the people from other houses, because I'm not looking at them as leftovers, but hard workers and good friends.

Insert witty and rhyming song about different houses, revealing Hufflepuff to be the most awesome, obviously.

Next, handy dandy McGonagall calls out names in alphabetical order.

Thus, the sorting begins

• Anna: Ravenclaw. I think it's the stubbornness.
• Audrey: Is the hair enough of a reason? Gryffindor. :D
• Daniel:
• Emma F:
• Jasmin:
• Joyce: Hufflepuff. See disclaimer. A passionate and loyal friend who works hard. Plus, she'd enjoy being near the kitchens (midnight bacon anyone?)
• Julia: Hufflepuff. Such a good friend. So many instances where loyal is basically spelled out. Also owns a Hufflepuff cardigan.
• Liam: Slytherin.
• Linda:
• Melissa:
• Nicola:
• Nikki:
• Rachael: She'll beg to be in Slytherin, and the hat's a pushover so she'll get in. Too bad she'll discover that Malfoy's a two-faced narcissistic coward with nothing going for him.
• Reid: Ravenclaw. He doesn't deserve the awesome duffer sweater.
• Svava: Ravenclaw. If you've met her, you'd know.
• Tiffany: Slytherin. Not in a bad way, she's very ambitious and things go her way a lot...