• Annoying
• Attention-seeking
• Boring
• Forgetful
• Nagging
• Slutty
• Needy
• Impulsive
• Vulgar
• A blabbermouth
• Spoiled
• Too honest
• Too deadpan
• Too sensitive
• Too interested in other people's business

• "Final Boss"
• "surprise boobs"
• "Julia Story" (not sure if I coined this or if it was coined by a friend in my honour)

• Sinfest
• Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
• Perry Bible Fellowship
• Dresden Codak
• Hark! A Vagrant
• Octopus Pie (even though it never updates anymore >=C )
• Lovecraft is Missing
• Questionable Content
• Lucid TV
• Girls WIth Slingshots
• Wondermark
• Oglaf
• A Softer World
• Cat and Girl
• A ...Girl and Her Fed
• Gronk
• Dinosaur Comics
• Pictures For Sad Children
• Achewood
• Sore Thumbs

• Sufjan Stevens
• Rammestein
• The Beatles
• Led Zeppelin
• Regina Spektor
• Ben Folds
• Indian Summer
  • Angry Son is the only song I know by them, but it's gorgeous and amazing
• Michael Franti
• Of Montreal
• The Mountain Goats

• Watch a movie
• Feel lazy and sorry for yourself
• Do homework
• Make your siblings play board games with you
  • If you don't have siblings or they are out having more fun then you, then play solitaire.
• Play with that magnetic poetry stuff
  • Seriously, I just got some today. It's the bomb.
• Watch TV
• Read
  • I think my friends will criticize me for having this so far down the list.
• Go out and do something by yourself
  • Shopping

• A university education (is this snobby? Okay, I'll change it...)
• A post secondary education (college is okay)
• Chest hair
• Jewish faith or background
• A stocky/muscular build
• Fairly clean habits
• Respect for me and family values (nothing sweeter than a boy who loves his momma)
• Resignation with the fact that I suck at first person shooters and does not make me try and play them
• Will play catch with me
• Gives a good massage

• It highlights my slow reflexes
• These days I almost always have a negative experience on the road that leaves me in near-tears or just plain tears.
• I have no time to practice my driving since I'm away the whole summer
• I am pretty much guaranteed to fail the test if I take it in the ten days between being away for the summer and leaving home for university
• This gives me immense pressure to improve before I leave, which I don't see happening
• It makes me fight with my dad

• Having to shorten the height of the exercise bike at the gym about 4 times
• Whenever I hang out with my older friends' friends
• When I realize that I still haven't grown into a tank top that I bought when I was 12
• When I don't know the meaning of the words that my friends say (thankfully this only happens with Reid and occasionally Mat, so I'm usually excused)
• When I got carded for buying a lighter. Apparently I'm not old enough.
• During the summer. My birthday is in September so most of my friends are already older than me.
• Whenever anyone younger than me mistakes me for someone younger than them.

• Foaming hand soap
• Older people holding hands
• Good conversation that never dies
• Kisses on the cheek
• Terrible movies watched with friends
• Amazing movies watched with friends
• Watching girls put on makeup
• Moshing
• Good food
• Gifts
• Comic books
• Exploring my city
• Graffiti that makes you think
• Good stories
• Books that I devour
• Being young and having my whole life ahead of me
• Getting my hair cut so that I can run my fingers through my short hair afterward.
• Having cash
• Bookstores

• It's fun when I do well
• Driving makes me look sophisticated
• It makes traveling much faster

• "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul." - "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov
• "The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one for dessert" - Johnny Cash
• "Retard the sun with gentle mist; Enchant the land with amethyst" - Robert Frost
• "He figured this was the mystery depicted in the picture Raton wore on the chain around his neck." - "All Tomorrow's Parties" by William Gibson
• "She's wearing rags and feathers from Salvation Army counters" - "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen
• "I just want to be something more than the mud in your eyes. I want to be the clay in your hands." - Gloria by Mineral
• "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no telling where you ...

• Red Doc Martens (Though the white ones look pretty neat)
• Nice looking leather boots
• Comics of any kind
• CDs by any of the following artists (or a combination of any of them):
  • A Fine Frenzy
  • Michael Franti
  • Mumford & Sons
  • Regina Spektor
• Movie posters from my favourite movies (if you have spent any time with me at all you will know what movies I like. I get a kick out of most movies, actually.)
• Clothes
• Something funny
• If all else fails, just give me a card or something

And please do not hesitate to give me suggestions!

• Airplane
• Wayne’s World
• Jurassic Park
• Ten things I hate About You
• V for Vendetta
• Kung fu Hustle
• The Iron Giant
• The Dark Knight
• August Rush
• Funny Face
• Sabrina
• Roman Holiday
• Coraline
• Kiki’s Delivery Service
• Castaway
• The Pianist
• Rosemary’s Baby
• The Last King of Scotland
• Jaws