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I'm a sleepy head. These are some tips on how to wake me up in the "morning", or keep me awake when I really want to sleep.

When I'm asleep:

  • Breakfast. Not just any kind, it has to be warm food which I will have to eat while it's still hot. Egg and bacon is a good choice.
  • Put a kitten on my chest. Cannot fall back to sleep while there's a tiny, fragile, superdupermega cute creature in the bed.

That's about it, waking me is a very difficult task!

When my eyelids is falling down repeatedly when they should be open:

  • Give me something to chew on. In the movie theater I can keep myself awake during really lame-ass action movies by eating popcorn after popcorn, just one single corn at the time.
  • Give me something to drink. By taking small sips over and over and keeping up this movement, I can stay awake longer.
  • Give me something caffeinated or with loads of sugar.

Yeah, I think that's about it. Haha, and almost all of the hints are about food.

aug 19 2010 ∞
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