- I'm a Twihard and proud of it
- I read twislash with lots of lemons (in English; I read Twilight fanfiction where there's lots of romance and well - porn between two gay guys) = My head is pretty messed up
- My apartment looks like hell because I'm a lazy bastard who hates to clean up my mess
- I can't really speak. I stutter, mix the words in a sentence and forget words so nothing that comes out of my mouth is coherent
- I'm stubborn as hell
- I'm equally curious and every time you get a text or phone call I want to know everything about it
- I'm shy, and there are LOTS of things I just don't do because of this
- I'm too in love with love itself, love romance and just being close to someone, and if you're not good enough at this I'll get hurt
- Twilight has fucked up my view of love even more than it was before
- I can't make a single decision. Don't ever ask me to decide what's for dinner, I CAN'T!
- I have contact with almost all my ex boyfriends, very good contact - like BFF contact
- I have contact with lots of guys I've dated, had sex with, made out with etc. They're what I call my friends
- And because of this, it may be awkward for all parts when you want to meet my friends
- I love chatting, that is; chatting with boys. You would feel pretty intimidated
- Maybe not a big shock by now; almost all my friends are guys
- I'm easily addicted to my boyfriend, you need to be there whenever I need you. But if I need alone time, you have to accept that
- I can make food if I want to, but I never do. You will have to make our dinners - and I'm really picky
- I love everything childish, and you might not want me to show that side of me out in public - but I don't care
- I don't buy presents
- I hate unwrapping presents from you - in case I get disappointed. I'd rather just have a gift with the wrapping on decorating the table top
- I snore louder than a fat old man
- I'm kind of a control freak, or a bit OCD (call it whatever you want); everything has to be perfectly laid out - alphabetically, by colors or other, in nice straight lines!
- I'm boring! All I wanna do is see movie after movie after movie, TV series after TV series after TV series. My kind of fun equals a trip to the cinema
- No matter what we're going to do, or where this is, I'm ALWAYS gonna be late
- I never sing when sober, but when I'm drunk I sing a lot of boyband songs (Hanson, Backstreet Boys) and other rather annoying songs
- When I meet your friends or family I become totally silent. Won't say a word
- I write lists and make statistics about everything - even regarding my sex and love life
- I'm not particularly sexual. More correctly; I'm very sexual in theory (talking about it, reading about it, watching porn etc.), but I'm not eager to practice it
- And seriously; I'm not gonna trust you! Men are pigs, men are cheating S.O.B.'s. I've got serious trust issues!
jan 5 2010 ∞
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