- How they ALWAYS drives to and from the pub, even when drinking! I really, really hate this! NEVER drive after having a drink, even if it's just one!
- How the characters are drunk after 2 or 3 drinks. Hello, how large/strong are those drinks?!?
- Weddings (sorry, can't stand them, too much happiness and too many details)
- Bella (Twilight)
- Rosalie (Twilight)
- When the main couple tells each other "I love you" and almost moves in the first week they're dating! Come on, get to know each other first!
- Too many lemons, unless it's a really good PWP
- How every single one-shot has to have a lemon
- Lemons in slashfiction where they doesn't warm up before sticking it in. You know what I mean!
- Bad grammar. I'm Norwegian, so when even I can see the errors they're really bad!
- When the author just writes her own fantasy life, or some of her own history, into the character's life. Come on, where's your imagination?
- Original characters. If I wanted to get to know a new character, I would've read a real book
- When the characters appearance is completely changed, giving them a brand new look. I can deal with different clothes and maybe dyed hair, but nothing more. Making the character fat if he was really skinny originally is just wrong!
- Writing in first person point of view as a several hundred year old vampire, but the language is as bad and immature as a 16 year old. He's supposed to be ancient, write like he is! Even S. Meyer did this all wrong in Midnight Sun
- How no-one is lousy in the kitchen. Everyone can make fabulous dinners, and the food is described extremely detailed
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