Instead of beer:

• Somersby Apple Cider (hard cider)
• Pear cider of any kind (hard cider)

Cocktails/mixed beverages:

• Bacardi Razz with Sprite
• Vodka with RedBull/Battery/Shark
• Mickey Finn's/Sourz Apple liquor with Sprite
• Frozen Strawberry Daquairy
• Frozen daquairy of any kind
• Sex on the Beach
• Cuba Libre (preferably with Capt. Morgan)
• Cosmopolitan
• White Russian
• Mojito
• Tom Collins

Shots:

• Kamikaze
• Hot'n'Sweet <-- Trying to stay away from this, not going too well actually
• Jägermeister
• Fisherman
• Cosmopolitan shot

If they're out of everything else, I can drink this:

• White wine
• Smirnoff Ice
• Strongbow (British hard cider)

Or let the bartender choose, by asking for this:

• A girly vodka based drink, either sweet or sour. (Or as my bartender "friend" on my last trip called it: A Vodka Surprise!)