I hate my "apartment" because of this:

• No heat in the winter
• Not possible to use the stove in the winter
• I have to walk across a large garden with loads of snow to get home
• Only access to the washer on Tuesdays and Thursdays
• Lots of bugs in the summer (spiders and others)
• Very small bathroom
• A fireplace that takes way too much space
• My house owner never seems to get up the fence she's been talking about since I moved in
• The garbage bin outside is always full
• It takes me almost an hour to get to work
• It's almost 15 minutes walking distance to the subway station
• One crazy house owner