Heaven:

• Positive:
  • It's everything you've ever dreamed of
  • Fluffy clouds
  • Cherry trees and beautiful green grass (from Bröderna Lejonhjärta, a Swedish childrens movie)
  • Wings and halos
  • White clothes
  • Flying
  • Love
  • Peace (see "no religious people" in the Hell-section)
  • It's in the sky, there be sun there
• Negative:
  • Philadelphia (it's from a Norwegian commercial for creamed cheese)
  • Harp music all day long
  • Horses (from Bröderna Lejonhjärta, a Swedish children's movie)
  • Cold, impersonal and white
  • People with god-complexes (i.e. GOD)
  • (overly) religious people
  • It's far up in the sky, and the farther away from Earth you come, the colder it gets. So it must be freezing cold, right?
  • It's always so light up there, it has to be eternal morning. I don't do mornings!
  • Homophobia!
  • Everyone'll have blonde hair and blue eyes and look silly (don't know how that works with all the religious people from other parts of the world than Scandinavia though)

Hell:

• Positive:
  • It's warm!
  • All kinds of cool, funloving people are down there
  • All rock (and metal) musicians go to hell = good music!
  • Everything is orange/red-ish, my favorite color
  • Since all evil creatures go to hell, there might be vampires there!
  • Sex without having to marry
  • Alcohol
  • Red horns
  • No religious people, and we all know that religion is the root to all evil, hence Hell should be the most peaceful place!
  • It's near the core of the Earth, where the magma flows, and I do find magma fascinating
  • The evil creatures rules the night, I'm a night owl!
  • Every LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered) person go to hell = a colorful and festive environment
• Negative:
  • Uhm, a bit too hot maybe? Might hurt.
  • It's everything you've ever had a bad dream about
  • Devils and other creeps
  • All murderers and rapists go to hell
  • Eternal screams
  • Pain
  • Hate
  • No sun
  • Fire and flames, I'm terrified of it